Whoop-Dee-Doo Whoopie Pie Ale Extract Beer Recipe Kit
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Hurray! I've got a chocolate and vanilla Whoopie Pie in my ale, and you don't! Ha Ha!
More fun than setting fire to your mother-in-law's bushy bushy bouffant wig and beating out the flames with a whoopie cushion, this delectable dark ale will dumbfound your sensibilities with a barrage of questions that simply beg to be answered: Is this a cake? Is this a cookie? Is this a pie? IS THIS A BEER?! We can understand your bewilderment. This seemingly innocent dark brew begins its journey by caressing your lips with velvety malt goodness before fluttering your senses with chocolate cake dreaminess and finally (pause for desperate panting and extensive, uncontrolled drooling. It's okay, it's okay. You can do this.), and finally coddling your taste buds with tongue-tickling vanilla! So, you can blaze your way to the bottom of the glass debating the cake-cookie-pie-beer conspiracy, but your first sip will be more fun than whooping it up with a spanking machine in a big-butt factory, and you'll be reaching for a refill while your voice uncontrollably shouts, "Whoop-Dee-Doo!"
