Thunderbolts & Lightning Imperial Apricot IPA Extract Recipe Kit
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Thunderbolts of apricot & hop explosions upon your tongue!
One summery afternoon while relaxing beneath a shady tree and contemplating the bubbles rising in your glass, you heard a snap, and then when WHAMOO! You were bonked on the noggin with a falling apricot! But instead of seeing stars, you saw lightning, and in a moment's genius you discovered the law of iso-apri-delish-iosi-ism, which is long-haired gobbledygook for, "Holy s#%t, Hop Boy! This amped-up imperial apricot IPA is mo#%er"?f*&king, a$$"?k*&%ing awesome!" (Censor's note: we apologize for any sudden outbursts of profanity. Research reports that apricot-bonked inspiration stirs the depths of rabid, hop-psychotic intellectualism.) Who would've guessed that the juicy ripeness of apricot married with hop-flavor-explosion titillates the taste buds like Olympian gods hurling thunderbolts of yumminess upon your senses? Well, brush the guessing aside, because with one sip you'll be a believer, except that you'll glance down in disbelief at how you drained your glass with lightning speed!
