Ass Over Applecart Autumn Apple Ale All Grain Beer Recipe Kit

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*Require advanced brewing equipment
$53.77 

Awesome apple in my glass, so who's the ass now?

ORIGINAL GRAVITY: 1.060
FINAL GRAVITY: 1.014
ABV: 6.0%
COLOR: 9 SRM
IBU: 19
READY IN: 5 WEEKS
2 STAGE: OPTIONAL
STARTER: OPTIONAL

You have selected an all-grain beer recipe. to brew this recipe, you will require advanced brewing equipment for mashing, sparging, boiling and cooling.

Is this a reference to the donkey pulling the cart, or are we talking about the ass-clown doing the driving? We think the answer is rather obvious, simply because we can't imagine the donkey hoisting a pint (or six in this case!) of this wonderful autumn apple ale. Too bad for the donkey, because think about what it's missing, a frosty mug of amber beauty with toasty malts and caramel sweetness with a lovely kiss of autumn apple and supreme drinkability that will convince you that a pint a day keeps the doctor away, unless of course you're the ass who doesn't know how to drive an applecart and you find yourself dumped in the ditch. On the bright side, you managed not to spill your beer, so cheers to you (ass-clown) and your pint of this amazing autumn apple ale!

Brewer's Note: This recipe kit also includes cinnamon sticks as an optional spice that you may add to the beer if you would like to make this an apple & cinnamon autumn ale!