Tropical Mind Fuck Hazy IPA All Grain Beer Recipe Kit
*Require advanced brewing equipment
Lose your hopping mind with this mind bending Hazy!
What does this beer taste like? We're glad you asked. Our Tropical Mind Fuck Hazy IPA All Grain Beer Recipe Kit is a deliciously smooth hop extravaganza using eight different hops producing mouth-watering hoppy-fruity flavors of orange, mango, citrus, passionfruit and lime.
And now for the possibly funny, possibly serious, possibly irreverent flowery description....
An extensive review of the authoritative medical journals will reveal numerous colloquial references to this condition, such as "heat exhaustion", "hot flashes" or "crazy with the heat". Dig deeper and you'll unearth the more clinical references such as "tropical hallucinosis" or "tropical schizoid embolism". However, we feel that such descriptions are sterile and do not embody the subtle charm and eloquence of the disorder. Consequently, we prefer to use the more comprehensive and captivating description: Tropical Mind Fuck. After all, with your first sip of this mind-alteringly smooth IPA, your senses will transport you into a cornucopia of fruit containing orange, mango, citrus, passionfruit and lime such that your brain will think there's a luau in your cranium with hula dancers frolicking on your cerebellum and tossing fruit chunks at your frontal cortex. Yes, your head will be lost in the clouds, but don't worry, because there is a cure for your tropical mind fuck, and that's another frosty golden glass of this juicy hazy IPA!