Simpering Sycophant Ale All Grain Beer Recipe Kit
Whaa! This beer's too big for me!
You have selected an all-grain beer recipe. to brew this recipe, you will require advanced brewing equipment for mashing, sparging, boiling and cooling.
Oh yeah, you're worthy, all right. Or at least that's what you keep telling us, pantywaist. Yeah, this ale's aggressive, and you'll unquestionably like it. It's most certain you'll have the savoir faire to fathom the depths of this brew. We'd suggest you tighten your sissypants and follow your lackey friends as they too are unduly influenced by a beer with, say, a ten-dollar ad campaign designed to make you feel rebellious and perhaps cool even though your idea of a hot date is eating nachos on a Saturday night in your parent's basement while you recite Star Trek trivia. Perhaps you think that because all your beer-weenie friends like this brew, you will too. Perhaps you're drooling as you read this.
