Zombie Apocalypse Double Blood Red Ale Extract Recipe Kit
Brain-devouring hoppy red-eyes fiend!
Double the death toll with this flesh-eating, red-eyed monster at 8.6% alcohol. Don’t let the malty, caramelly goodness deceive you from its pure evil—the hops are only in balance as much as you won’t keel over enjoying a pint of this beast. In the event of a zombie apocalypse, you may use this brew as an antiseptic for any bleeding flesh wounds from the bite of the living dead. And regarding reanimated corpses, our motto is this: don’t feast upon brains or other various, used organs, and don’t fill your pints with blood. Instead, indulge upon this atrocious double red ale and leave the bloodbath to the zombies!