The Screaming Habdabs Wheat IPA
Break yourself, fool!
You ever have that unexplained twitchiness that begins with goose bumps on the back of your neck and then works its way like freaky fingers beneath your hairline and along your scalp and tickles your brain around the outermost periphery of your cerebral cortex until you're sure that the top of your head is going to explode with delight? If you've nodded yes to any parts of this question, then undoubtedly you've taken a hearty swig of this scandalously unique IPA and have been struck by the SCREAMING HABDABS! For when you looked away during that briefest moment, we secretly replaced the barley malt in your wort with wheat, and now your taste buds are besieged with the bready zing and full-bodied goodness of a hop-bomb ale that fizzes your senses in turbulent deliciousness and all but guarantees that something you'd otherwise deem important within those precious confines of your brain will go POP!