Shut The Fuck Up Ale All Grain Beer Recipe Kit
Just shut up & drink this!
You have selected an all-grain beer recipe. To brew this recipe, you will require advanced brewing equipment for mashing, sparging, boiling and cooling.
What does this beer taste like? We're glad you asked. Shut the Fuck Up Amber Ale Extract Beer Recipe Kit is an American-style amber ale with a medium-bodied and smooth mouthfeel. It has a balanced taste with a malt sweetness that provides notes of caramel and toffee, which are complemented by a mild hop bitterness, making it highly drinkable and a popular choice among beer drinkers.
And now for the possibly funny, possibly serious, possibly irreverent flowery description....
This beer is dedicated to all of those folks who've never learned the social art of how to be quiet. Oh hell, who are we kidding? These characters will continue to blather until either your head explodes or you can somehow plug their pie holes. And though the thought of "sticking a sock in it" sounds tempting, it has legal ramifications, so why not offer these babbling buffoons a beer? And what better a beer than Shut the Fuck Up Ale? This amber beauty will match the color of your complexion as you endure their endless ramblings, but this fine ale's malty, caramelly smoothness, and the delectable interplay between the floral and citrusy hops will pacify your nerves as their flapping lips seem to fade into the distance. And remember, if you can't get "?em to shut their mug, just say, "How about a nice frosty mug of Shut the Fuck Up Ale?
