You are my saison for being!
Dust off your old French lessons and dust off your tarnished soul, because it’s time for learning, and scribed on today’s blackboard is Artisanal Deliciousness, and let’s begin with Saison D’Etre—your Saison for Being. And if you doubt this wisdom, then let experience elucidate, for with your first sip your tongue will believe, and to your mind it translates the knowledge of the embracing, fruity nose accented with citrus and pepper, followed by soft malt flavors so fittingly elevated by the lively effervescence. And if after this taste caress you still don’t believe, then behold the closer, for this crisp, dry and utterly delightful finish transcends mere refreshment and achieves conclusive rejuvenation. Class dismissed!