Psychedelic Grasshopper Mint Chocolate Stout Extract Recipe Kit

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$51.77 

Dark and dreamy like a peppermint patty melting in your brain!

BATCH SIZE: 5 GALLONS
2 STAGE:  NO
ABV:  6.1%
COLOR:  45 SRM
ORIGINAL GRAVITY:  1.065
FINAL GRAVITY:  1.018
IBU:  22
READY IN:  5 WEEKS
STARTER:  NO

 

Beware of those beady eyes lurking in the grassy knolls of your subconscious, for this transcendental creature will lure you in with the temptation of a simple innocent sip, but what otherwise would’ve been an expected-though-delicious mouthful of a black and roasty caramel-cream stout, this delectable beast will teleport you into the kaleidoscopic stratosphere, where your senses will witness a peppermint patty on your tongue melting surrealistically into a thin mint cookie, and you’ll say to yourself, “Hey, that’s like far out, man,” and if anyone accuses you of being crazy, then you can counter with the greatest ironclad excuse: you’ll simply blame the psychedelic grasshopper living in your head!