Nucking Futs Chocolate Peanut Butter Porter Extract Recipe Kit

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$54.77 

You'll be in Chocolate Peanut Butter Heaven 

2 STAGE:  NO
ABV:  5.3
COLOR:  40
FINAL GRAVITY:  1.014
IBU:  19
ORIGINAL GRAVITY:  1.052
READY IN:  4 WEEKS
STARTER:  NO

 

Ever get that funny tickling itch on the back of your brain where your finger won’t reach when you suddenly get the insatiable urge to tear off all of your clothes, slather yourself in peanut butter, roll around in chocolate sprinkles and then run blathering and screaming across the fifty-yard-line of the Super Bowl?  Of course you have, because, after all, who among us can say that this hasn’t been our secret fantasy?  But don’t let these disconcerting thoughts alarm you, but instead, rejoice!  Because you’ve gone nucking futs, and that also describes that delicious porter in the pint before you, which is overflowing with rich and roasty malty goodness interlaced with smooth caramel and topped off like an ice cream parfait with the harmonious flavors of peanut butter and chocolate.  We can’t say that a pint of this delicious brew will make you any less batshit crazy, but we can say that it will make your descent into lunacy one kick-ass ride!