Nine Guns Imperial IPA
Bust a hop cap in your ass!
Kick down the door and blast out with guns blazing in this eat-or-be-eaten epic battle of hop-induced humulone madness! Lock and load and chew on this: this warrior of an imperial IPA features nine different malts and nine different hops in nine hop additions to achieve 99 IBUs and 9.9% alcohol. Yeah, that’s right, and we can see all ol’ sissypants there hiding behind his wimpy “lite beer” before scurrying off to cower in his hidey-hole. Well, payback is a bitch, and after decades of being force-fed billions of gallons of insipid yellow fizz-water masquerading as beer, you can assail the landscape in a barrage of hop bullets that will sink their roots and repaint that wasteland in a canopy of green to indoctrinate the wimpy masses with a campaign of shock-and-awe and take-no-prisoners hop taste!