Fantastic Fustercluck Blonde Ale Extract Beer Recipe Kit

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$53.89 

Fantastic!

RECIPE SIZE:: 5 GALLONS
ABV: 5.1%
COLOR: 5 SRM
ORIGINAL GRAVITY: 1.049
FINAL GRAVITY: 1.010
IBU: 14
READY IN: 5 WEEKS
STARTER: NO

Ever have one of those sensory sensations where the fabulous flavors leap from that lascivious liquid and shower you in a fruit fandangle of penetrating pineapple, magnificent mango, succulent citrus and punchy peach as though being launched past your lips by a legion of Lilliputian leprechauns? If you've nodded yes to any part of this question, then dude, you're either suffering from some severe mental emergency and are in need of some serious psychiatric intervention, or you've just taken a sip of this thirst-quenching golden brew and now your taste buds have transmogrified into the orgiastic state of the fantastic fustercluck! That second explanation sounds exquisitely more tempting than a protracted stint in a straight jacket. So what are you waiting for? The sun is hot, the beer is cold, and it's time to tempt your sanity with a frosty sip of the Fantastic Fustercluck!