Don't Tase Me Bro! Imperial IPA All Grain

jaspershomebrew

$44.87 

Hop-shock therapy for your tongue!

2 STAGE:  YOU BETCHA! A GREAT PLACE TO DRY-HOP.
ABV:  9.4
COLOR:  9
FINAL GRAVITY:  1.013
IBU:  85
ORIGINAL GRAVITY:  1.085
READY IN:  10 WEEKS
STARTER:  I'D DO IT, UNLESS YOU'RE CHICKEN.

You have selected an all-grain beer recipe. to brew this recipe, you will require advanced brewing equipment for mashing, sparging, boiling and cooling.

Go ahead.  Mouth off a bit more to Joe Law and feel the wrath of 50,000 volts being blasted into your ass, and you'll have a pretty good sense of this imperial IPA's hop insanity accosting your taste buds.  Forget about that neuromuscular incapacitation as you're flopping about the pavement like a fish—your tongue will be writhing in neurotongular incapacitation as it's wagging involuntarily trying to lick every last drop from the bottom of your pint.  But maybe we've gone too far this time.  Maybe the in-your-face combination of pine, citrus, and flowers with a hop bitterness teetering above the taste threshold is too much, and you'll require electroshock therapy to rejuvenate your tongue.  But don't worry—should that not work, we'll be standing by with a defibrillator to paddle-shock your tongue to resuscitation!