Terminating your taste buds in apocalyptic flavor!
Tighten those bullet belts and brace yourself for impact, because you've been targeted for termination, and survival is the only choice! So get yourself cocked and locked, and grab a stein of this colossal beast, because your taste buds have been under attack from wimpy beers, and retribution is at hand. If liquid bread will invigorate your spirit, then strength sits in your stein, and this coppery-brown beast delivers on its promises, delivering a sucker-punch of power malt, kettle caramel and toasty melanoidins (in boot camp, you'd get your ass kicked for using that word). And don't worry about puttering along on fumes-at 9% ABV, this brawny brute will fuel you along on your courage-induced quest to defeat the agents of tastelessness and issue your own target for termination!