Tax Relief Ale
IT'S TIME TO STICK IT TO THE MAN!
SPECIAL THIS TAX SEASON
Who says paying taxes can't be rewarding? Okay, look, just because you've spend countless hours combining Lines 6b with 7e, destroying all productivity, and then having the pleasure of watching The Man spend your valued earnings on wonderful programs with the efficiency of running your dollars through a paper shredder, don't despair! Because at that precise moment when your head is about to explode, in steps Tax Relief Ale! Yes, Tax Relief Ale, with its alluring amber hue and effortless malty goodness, will diffuse that time bomb in your head and guide you back to the road of recovery. Yes, Tax Relief Ale, with its intertwined aroma of honey and noble hops, will deliver you afar from the madness of government waste and coddle you in the calm of this amber comfort beer. And if your hands get cold from gripping this frosty pint, just warm them over that flaming barrel where our government minders are burning our dollars for our comfort. Cheers!