Black, bitter, bubbly & beautiful!
Damned if that ain't an English toffee bar in my brown ale!
Double dimwitty dark & delicious!
11235 footsteps to nirvana!
Groove up to delicious double-redness!
A battle of tastes with yummy the winner!
A red honey wheat done right!
Toasty, roasty mocha nuts & honey!
An amazing amber honey wheat!
A shameless bitter, hoppy-red beast!
Break yourself, fool!
Three downs to hop-blackout oblivion!
A bronze-brown maple nutty bombshell!
Hurray! I've got a chocolate and vanilla Whoopie Pie in my ale, and you don't! Ha Ha!