Stumbling, mumbling, and droolingly delicious!
Taste bud explosions of red yumminess!
Groove up to delicious double-redness!
Spine tingly red & yummy!
Pucker up, baby, because you're gonna love it!
So delicious it drinks itself! ------- Clone of Smithwick's Irish Red Ale
Let Santa nuke your taste buds with this yummy hoppy red!
Red, smooth & belly-rubbing yummy!
Red and beautiful like the eyes of the queen!
Whacky red with toasty caramel honey delight!
Brain-devouring hoppy red-eyes fiend!