The Dynamic Duo Double Hop IPA
Let’s get something straight right now—this beer is not about a pair of grown men running around in masks and tights (not that there’s anything wrong with men in tights, unless we have to look at your wedgie, and then it’s not okay!). No, we’re talking about an unapologetic and hedonistic romp into a hop-induced double vision where you are the champion of your own creation! Imagine that! In the mood for the classics, like citrus and grapefruit? Cascade and Centennial—boom, that’s a beer! In the mood for something modern and cutting edge, like tropical fruit, pear and cherry? Mosaic and El Dorado—bam, that’s a beer! You’re only limited by your imagination, which admittingly is hindered by the number of these beers you drink, but regardless, even if you have a penchant for posing as a pseudo-superhero, wearing tights (uh...slippery slope to wearing a skirt, and your hairy legs will look silly...just saying), and suffering from ABCD (Advanced Butt-Crack Disorder), you will be the master of your domain. So go ahead, hopped crusader—pour yourself a cold one, because it’s time to enjoy a frosty pint of this delicious IPA (and your tights).
Note: Make sure you select your two hops for this double-hop IPA! Do not select "None" unless you already have hops at home. If you select "None", the recipe WILL NOT include hops! And that's a major buzzkill, dude.