The Big Squeeze Golden Grapefruit Ale
Yeah, we see your eyes glued upon that voluptuous pair of big naturals. They’re so full and firm and close to hand that you want to just reach out with your trembling fingers and squeeze them—but watch out! In most cases, these episodes of non-consensual groping will lead to face-slaps, handcuffs and jail time—but not with these bountiful beauties! No, we’re talking grapefruits here, and we’re squeezing these juicy mamas right into your glass! Imagine that—the sun is baking overhead but you’re beating that heat with a frosty pint of this thirst-quenching golden brew that is brimming with refreshing grapefruit flavor. So the next time your trembling fingers are venturing into dangerous territory, remember the lesson of the grapefruit and grab yourself a pint of this luscious brew to fulfill your need for the big squeeze!