Sweet Patootie Cream Stout
Wet your whistle and begin the catcalls and wert whirls, for once this luscious strumpet struts before your palate in that curvy pint, self control will be lost. But don’t be embarrassed by your undomesticated outburst, because such beauty sings to those atavistic animals in your soul. So go ahead and chuckle, tilt back this lush cream stout, and feel your taste buds do the double-take, because they’ll be ogling at the creamy impression of sweet malty goodness and the tempting flavors of coffee, caramel and chocolaty roastiness. Sure, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but look what you’re beholding! Yeah, you’ll be whistling at this tempress, but only in those brief moments when this pint is not pasted to your lips!