This beer is dedicated to all of those folks who’ve never learned the social art of how to be quiet. Oh hell, who are we kidding? These characters will continue to blather until either your head explodes or you can somehow plug their pie holes. And though the thought of “sticking a sock in it” sounds tempting, it has legal ramifications, so why not offer these babbling buffoons a beer? And what better a beer than Shut the Fuck Up Ale? This amber beauty will match the color of your complexion as you endure their endless ramblings, but this fine ale’s malty, caramelly smoothness, and the delectable interplay between the floral and citrusy hops will pacify your nerves as their flapping lips seem to fade into the distance. And remember, if you can’t get ‘em to shut their mug, just say, “How about a nice frosty mug of Shut the Fuck Up Ale?