Quit fooling around and listen up! You’re beholding a pint of one remarkable porter. Did you hear me? Oh, just because this black beauty will make you go bleary-eyed as you contemplate its dark depths doesn’t give you the go-ahead to keep goofing around. Stop the Shenanigans! Maybe you could pay attention if you’d taste the malty sweetness weaving its way along the trail of roasted chocolately goodness and landing with both feet on the creamy mocha finish. Can you hear me now?