Dive through that plate-glass window, tuck, roll, and riddle your tongue in a humulone-fueled blaze of hop glory! Have no fear, for this commando of an IPA will drop the hammer on your senses with seven different malts and seven different hops in seven hop additions to blast off 77 IBUs and 7.7% alcohol. Yeah, you heard that right, and Lite-Beer-Boy over there will be quivering in his britches and shooting blanks before this trigger happy brute of an IPA. “Oh please, oh please—spare me!” he’ll tremble from under the bed. “I can’t handle this full mouth feel of malt and caramel and bitter resinous hops that rise like gunsmoke and fill my nose with citrus and grassy-floral-piney aromas! I can’t take it!” Well pantywaste, pull up those training pants and hide beneath that fuzzy bunny blanket, because we hop warriors have awesome hop taste dead set in the crosshairs!