Ramble in the Bramble Blackberry Wheat
Perhaps it’s occurred to you to wonder why you’re rambling like an idiot about that blackberry bramble—but c’mon—is it really that much of a surprise? Because no mere mortal can expect to retain sanity after a hearty swig of this amber beauty. See, it’s not enough to fill your pint with a smooth, crisp and bubbly sensation—no, you’ve gone and treated those taste buds to fresh-baked bready goodness and the salivary-gland-stimulating sensation of juicy blackberries that alight your senses and fry that cranial control center and set those legs on autopilot as you bumble about the blackberry briar. There’s no need for concern, though, because things could be worse—you could be a rambling idiot with an empty pint, but you’ve got more sense than that!