Muckamucka Mocha Coffee Porter
You've got that hazy feeling stuffing your skull and your gusto has slipped through the cracks. Who you gonna call? Muckbusters! That's right, because although you might be treating your tongue to this brawny beverage of black hole muddiness, it will prod your brain with its guiding light of caffeine clarity and restore you to a sentient being. Just imagine your taste buds receiving the rich dark maltiness and the multilayered roasted flavors of chocolate and mocha, interlaced with caramel, toffee and coffee! Why, those nerve signals will be breaking the speed limit as they're cruising on the fast track to your cranium, leaving you feeling fit as a fiddle and in full swing. So remember, to fix that mucky feeling in your head, treat yourself to a pint or two of Muckamucka Mocha Coffee Porter!
Note: This recipe requires the brewer to supply 5 oz of coffee.