Horseface O'Toole's Irish Stout
Okay, so our old pal O’Toole is not much to look at—but that pint he’s holding in his hand sure is! Just look at that dense creamy head hovering effortlessly over that black beauty, and you can already feel yourself salivating and waving down the barkeep to draw you off a pint of your own. Ah, that coffee-like aroma gives way to your first sip, which reveals the creamy malt roastiness and luscious mocha undertones, and the finish is like a chorus of dancing leprechauns performing eye-high kicks under the parting clouds with the flickering golden sunbeams lighting their joyous faces! Okay, so that last part was a bit of a stretch, but let’s just say that after a few pints of this delicious Irish nectar, even ol’ Horseface will start to look dashing—and that’s saying something!