Wow! Could you be a little more obvious with your eyes undressing this voluptuous blonde? Okay, I guess we don't blame you—we're merely mortal, and facing such libidinous beauty, our hormonal surges produce all sorts of whacky behavior, like that nervous tick in your arm that's perpetually raising that pint to your lips. I mean, facing the flirtatious flavors of soft, sweet malt, the kiss of bready-biscuits, and the delicate fruity bouquet of citrusy hops—how could you resist? Just next time, try to be a little more discreet when those roving eyes do more than the once-over on this seductive blonde ale!